They were'nt created the way God created Light
but without reason cult was born to fight
Their job is ferrying passengers in their auto
But to cause irritation is their only motto
you can find them outside malls and multiplex
Upon interacting them you shall find cult complex
Upon being spotted you can hear screams "Autoboss"
which sadly makes you say nahi chahiye boss
He would always speak to you in Hindi,
though you can speak in his tongue kannada.
He would then say sorry arent you northie?
learning you know native tongue would say howda?
I once asked would you take me to jigani
He reacted as if I asked both kidney
Wickedly he would then say 200rs hota boss
but for Jigani 50rs is all it would gross
With not much money had to let him go,
but soon found one who would use meter.
Surprised sat down in the auto shouting wow
here was autodriver with heart as pure as water.
On his auto was a picture of shankar nag
With meter ticking filled my heart with aag.
Reached Jigani meter read 44 rupees 50 paisa
Upon seeing 50 rupee note he said change illa.
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